One day in April, it was hot. It was also a special day. Today is April fools. There was one evil guy that was the best fooler in the land . . . . . . . He was smittie. His sidekick was jackson known as the J-Man. Smittie was mad because he saw a novel and it was good so he tried to found the peison.A COUPLE of people the TOTAL of people was 10 people went to tell the fooler to please stop.Saddle he said he would not stop he said thats what  April fools is all about but we don't liked to get fooled on so please stop.SO SMITTIE FOLLED CADEN ONEDAY HE SAID GUSSE WHAT UHHH WHAT YOU JUST DROPED YOUR MONEY CADEN LOOKED DOWN AND LOOKED UP APRIL FOOLS AND HE HATED THE MOTH OF APRIL.SO THE TOW EVIL BOYS TILLED PLAYED ALL NIGHT LONG NOCKING ON PEPOLE DOOR AND RUNNING SO I SETUP A SPECIAL TRAP FOR THEM WHEN THEY COME FLOUR GOING TO FALL ON THERE HEAD AND THEN EGGS THEN WATER THEN I BET YOU THEY WILL STOP. I went outside and started laughing. I had the right angle. It leveled them flat. That sent a signal to never come back. Smittie never came back again.

     One day Lawson and Caden went to a theme park. They walked up, and  went to a ride and saw Reggie Bush. They asked Reggie if they could have his autograph. He said, No, get your tail on the ride. They got on and started to like it but then the kid next to them spilled his carmex all over them. The kid was so sorry that . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He jumped off his seat and said I am sorry.and the ride began and they got mad and they went to another ride and the line that they missed the line was long.Then they were hungry and went to the picnic place.Then  Fat Albert and the queen Latifa  Had to ask for Reggie 

bush artifgraf because he was so good and they could get off thier bottom because they weighed more then porkeinstein.Owe my gosh it's a big pig!!!!!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a pair of sweat pants under the tree. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me a 2 Texas Tech sweat shirts and a pair of sweat pants under the tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me  3 Crabtree jerseys  2 Texas

Tech sweat shirts and a pair of sweat pants under the tree.On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me  4 air soft guns  3 crabtree jerseys  2 Texas Tech sweat shirts and a pair of sweat pants. On the fith day of Christmas my true love gave to me a 5 MAC computers a 4 air soft guns a 3 crabtree jerseys 2 Texas Tech sweat shirts and a pair of sweat pants.On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to 6 Xbox 360's  5 MAC computers 4 air soft gun 3 crabtree jersey 2 Texas Tech sweat shirts and a pair of sweat pants.On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 7 Gutiar Heros 6 X box 360's 5 MAC computers 4 air soft guns 3 crabtree jerseys 2 Texas Tech sweat shirts and a pair of sweat pants.On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 8 Wii fits 7 Gutiar Heros 6 X box 360's 5 MAC computers 4 air soft guns 3 crabtree jerseys 2 Texas Tech sweat shirts and a pair of sweat pants.On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 9 LT fatheads 8 Wii fits 7 Gutiar Heros 6 X box 360's 5 MAC computers 4 air soft guns 3 crabtree jerseys 2 Texas Tech sweat shirts and a pair of sweat pants.On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 10 heated matress pads 9 LT fatheads 8 Wii fits 7 Gutiar Heros 6 X box 360's 5 MAC computers 4 air soft guns 3 crabtree jerseys 2 Texas Tech sweat shirts and a pair of sweat pants.On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11 heated blankets 10 heated matress pads 9 LT fatheads 8 Wii fits 7 Gutiar Heros 6 X box 360's 5 MAC computers 4 air soft guns 3 crabtree jerseys 2 Texas Tech sweat shirts and a pair of sweat pants.On the twelve day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 iphones 11 heated blankets 10 heated matress pads 9 LT fatheads 8 Wii fits 7 Gutiar Heros 6 X box 360's 5 MAC computers 4 air soft guns 3 crabtree jerseys 2 Texas Tech sweat shirts and a pair of sweat pants.